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Hunger
by ~ladygekkoLynn had never seen her eat so much. The fish finger entrée, the soup, the salad and lasagne, the two pieces of chocolate cake... Lynn stared at her still half full plate of salad. It was insane. As Clara ordered her third piece of cake, Lynn couldn\'t hold it in any longer.
"What is up with you?" she asked. "I have never seen you eat so much!"
Clara blushed and swallowed. "Well, I am eating for two now..."
Lynn yelled happily. "Oh god! Oh god, you didn't tell me you and Frank were trying to get pregnant! When's it due?"
Clara's blush deepened. "Actually, she said, wiping the chocolate from the corner of her mouth, "I have a tapeworm."
"Oh."
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“When forced to work within a strict framework, the imagination is taxed to its utmost- and will produce its richest ideas. Given total freedom the work is likely to sprawl.” -- T.S. Eliot
LOVE IT!
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Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles" thomas browne....
~I am in danger of never falling in love with a "real" guy... I've lost my heart to fictional characters and there's no returning it~
aside from the niggling thoughts in my head about the grammar...this is hilarious.
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Just because there are things I don't remember, that doesn't mean my actions are meaningless. The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
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~Animerender | ~animepaper
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"if everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died" - Nickelback on waiting for heaven (even though I don't think that's what they think it's about)