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Hunger by ~ladygekko:iconladygekko:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Humor




Lynn had never seen her eat so much.  The fish finger entrée, the soup, the salad and lasagne, the two pieces of chocolate cake... Lynn stared at her still half full plate of salad.  It was insane.  As Clara ordered her third piece of cake, Lynn couldn\'t hold it in any longer.

"What is up with you?" she asked.  "I have never seen you eat so much!"

Clara blushed and swallowed.  "Well, I am eating for two now..."

Lynn yelled happily.  "Oh god!  Oh god, you didn't tell me you and Frank were trying to get pregnant!  When's it due?"

Clara's blush deepened.  "Actually, she said, wiping the chocolate from the corner of her mouth, "I have a tapeworm."

"Oh."
©2003-2010 ~ladygekko
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Author's Comments

I thought of this while cleaning out the sandwich bar at work... The meat section to be precise.

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~childofministry May 2, 2003, 5:48:59 PM
Ewww, but funny. Relly funny. I love it.
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~yomalyn May 2, 2003, 5:51:39 PM
rofl

lovely...

i really needed that....thank you Hug

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~--joao-- May 2, 2003, 5:55:40 PM
rofl Laughing my ass off! o wow, it sounded pretty heavy at first somehow, then the whole mood just shifted. Sounds like the kind of joke my little brother would tell me all the time ... minus the baby thing ...

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~xxxemotionalkid May 2, 2003, 5:56:37 PM
LOL! awesome. very funny idea :) (Smile)

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~readytofly May 2, 2003, 6:11:48 PM
There was absolutly NO point to that whatsoever.


Fucking brilliant. +fav
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~zaknafein May 2, 2003, 6:14:51 PM
Hahhahahah rofl
I could not possibly expect that ending.... clever. :D (Big Grin)

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~ayellowsubmarine May 2, 2003, 6:23:29 PM
rofl Thats Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very clever!

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~aioyp May 2, 2003, 6:50:21 PM
Giggle

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~psyko May 2, 2003, 6:53:07 PM
wierd
but intriguing. (sp?)

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`triptychr May 2, 2003, 6:59:49 PM
That's... just great, I guess. I hope they're happy together. 0_o

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