God doesn\'t care about
The abortion you had
When you were fifteen.
He\'d rather see you happy,
Healthy and educated,
Bringing up the kid you have
Properly, the way you couldn\'t
Have if you hadn\'t had it.
God could care less
If you use a condom
When you sleep with Jo.
He knows as well as you
That she had AIDS
And he\'s just glad
Someone loves her anyway
And you don\'t have it.
God doesn\'t give a shit
If you\'re a big flamer,
Out since you\'ve been two.
He\'s much too glad to
See you being yourself
And enjoying life
With your boyfriend
In an apartment built for two.
















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nifty words as always great queen of gekkos
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I like this, it shows what God should be like, as opposed to what people automatically think of when you say 'God'.
-Dave
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The Queen's English, a comedy podcast.
LOVE Sassy
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I seem to be writing about God recently, too... but my idea seems to be quite different from yours, which is good. I like your idea of God (at least, the one you put forth here) and if there is one, I hope that's the way s/he really is.
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here lies one whose name was writ in water
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I don't regret a thing
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